Ask "Zen Cat"

http://www.movingsky.co.uk/zenCat/

Click on the above link for a fascinating discussion with Zen Cat, a new technology which allows you to interact with a "virtual personality"--in this case, your statements and questions will be met with specific replies in the tone and cognitive perspectives of a Zen Master. Actually, a cat who thinks he's a Zen Master. No, really, a programmer's impersonation of a cat impersonating a Zen Master.

You see the possibilities.

Enjoy. Or. Do not Enjoy.

P.S. Below you'll see a photo which describes two of our more prominent minds: the monkey mind and the dove mind. For those practicing Zen, please remember that it is important to integrate the chattering monkey mind, not to "annihilate" it.