How the Ego works

One day, a priest was passing by the office of his bishop. He heard the bishop praying with the these words: "I am nothing. I am nothing."

The priest was inspired. He went into his own office and began to pray: "I am nothing. I am nothing."

The janitor passed by the priest's office and heard the prayer. The janitor was inspired. He walked down the hall repeating: "I am nothing. I am nothing." 

The priest heard the janitor praying and said to himself: "who the hell does he think he is?"